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Freddy Got Fingered (2001) movie quotes:

"Japan four."

"Daddy would you like some sausage?"

"look daddy we are in pakastan, lets go sew some soccerballs together"

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD!"

"i hope i get a jobby i got my fingers crossed crossed crossed cross-----t"

"1.Fuck you dad. 2.Fuck me?! 1.FUCK YOU! 2.Okay!"

"No!! I WANT TO EAT A CHICKEN SANDWICH!!!!"

"No, I just want to go home and suck your cock."

"The treasure! Oh no we lost the debloooms!!!!"

"The backwords man the backwords man, i can walk just as fast as you can."

"uhh..I have sensitive knees >.<"

"mike fiztgeralds son's a nuclear physicist and my son CAN EAT A CHICKENNNN...(throws chicken sandwich)"

"(after being hit by truck) Uhh..Uhh. i didn't expect that to happen..haa"

"so i shouldn't blow teh brains out of the back of my skull"

"This is a fancy restaurant! This is a fancy restaurant!"

"(Gord Running Through Metal Detector as its beeping) Security Guard: oh not again Gord: Japan Four!"

"Get The Fuck Out of The Way!"

"i have hooooves, look at my hoooves"

"im backward stan the backwards man i can walk faster backwards than aanyone con"

"GORD: Can I be you're boyfriend? I love you. DREW BARRYMORE: What?! A woman is dead! LINDA is DEAD! GORD: I'm sorry I'm sorry I thought we could grieve together over the dead Linda, over the dead woman. DREW: FUCK OFF YOU SKINNY LOSERRRR! GORD: But I.... DREW: ARRRRGHHHHH!!! "

"Gord: Hear that dad? you're gonna paaayy! Dad: why you little prick... Gord: He's a molester, a chhiiiilllldddd molester!!"

"Well what do u do? investments...investments like stocks. as in dow jones, nasdaq"

"I got to be me."

"i see the problem here. There seems to be a little baby INSIDE YOUR BODY!"

"Gord: Fuck you, Dad. Jim: Fuck me? Gord: Yeah, fuck you! Jim: Do you want to fuck me? Gord: What? Jim: Do you really want to fuck me? All right, Gord (drops his pants). Get your ass over here and fuck me. Just stick it right in there."

"I'm trying to be creative...now if you'll excuse me, i still have some work to do...(bangs keyboard and sausages on strings start moving furiously, he sings) daddy would you like some sausage? daddy would you like some SAU-SA-GES!"

"WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO THAT HORSE!!!?"

"i'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo..."

"Don't touch my shoulder ok..."

"They're jewels, Betty, and they're all for you."

"i told you to wire the money to Geneva last week! I say Geneva.. YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!?!?"

"(1)are you dave davidson? (2)I'm a woman! (1)okay, did i ask what sex you were? (2)no.. (1) well, did i ask if you were dave davidson?"

"(1)are you dave davidson? (2)I'm a woman! (1)okay, did i ask what sex you were? (2)no.. (1) well, did i ask if you were dave davidson?"

"its smudged.i can really only make out BOSS"

"um,excuse me.i'm not paying you to watch tv"

"we can sew soccer balls together"

"this is little timmy from the office"

"bye bye daddy, bye bye daddy. im going to get a jobby!"

"Dad: (Turns off hot water at pipe)Cold enough for ya son!?! (Kicks open door to bathroom, then flushes toilet & mutters -) Don't tell me you're so stupid you can't tell the difference between hot 'n cold! (Slides open shower door revealing 'Gordy' in full SCUBA gear in shower) Gordy: (Mumbled with reg/SCUBA mouthpiece in mouth)I'm mmmm mmm mmmm. Dad: What the hell are you doing!?! Gordy: (Spits mouthpiece out and says-)I'm under water!...Look! I found a Treasure! (Holding up the soap) Dad: That's not a treasure that's soap-on-a-rope! Gordy:Shhhhh!...I'm pretending it's a treasure! [Dad says to get out of SCUBA gear & pulls Gordy out of shower breaking glass slide screen in process. 'Treasure' is dropped in toilet - or 'underwater cave' and Gordy sticks his head in 2 get it, gets pulled out by Dad & thanks him for saving him from the giant barracuda. & says -) we still have the treasure! ...we could live like kings!....WE COULD LIVE LIKE KINGS!. Dad:Get outta my SCUBA gear,clean up this mess and go and find yourself a job!.....Ya Retard!! Definately a memorable scene!!!!!"

"uh...i'm here with the bag..."

"I'm with the bag..."

"Cross your fingers freddy and hope i get a job,[gord] What? [Freddy] I want you to cross your fingers and hope i get a job come on freddy Crossed...fingers Crossed Freddy lets hope i get a job freddy "

"its smudged but i can faintly make out the words 'boss'"

"This is a fancy restaurant! A fancy restaurant!"

"Shashi!"

"tom- excuse me are u david? woman- im a woman! tom- i didnt ask what sex u are i just wanna find david!"

"its not a treasure its a soap on a rope"

"its not a treasure its a soap on a rope"

"No, dont rub on Mr.Lee"

"and then the beavers came...and the beaver was yelling at the other beaver...he said, you stupid beaver!!"

"Yes, yes! It's like a greek myth, its like a greek myth, except African.... African-American Greek Myth..."

"i dont want to write my own quote, i want to see other quotes people have written, except this site is done so badly, u dont know what to do"

"Listen to my hooves, cloppity clopp."

"Would you like a piece of cake danny?
Im I really allowed to have a piece of cake Daddy?
Sure, It's your Birthday son.
"

"African American Greek Myth"

"African American Greek Myth Zebras in America"

"Gordy: Look Daddy were in Pakistan, we can swe soccer balls together!"

"If your gonna submit a quote at least make it right you dumb fucks! Wow! You gotta feel pretty stupid to submit a quote thats wrong!"

"I just wanna eat a chicken sandwich."

"Awwww, little Lord Forntleroy's belly hurts cos ther's too much roast beef in it."

"JAPAN FOURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

"Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?"

"Can i really have cake daddy???"

"You wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta work on this 24 hours a day son you gotta give it weeks and weeks and weeks and months and months and months and years."

"Like a vigilante, like a vigilante, he's like a vigilante, ...... uhh Cat. "

"He did love linda, you know I think its wonderful when two people love one another, even though there is a chance that one of those two people will die a gruesum horrible death that doesnt make me fear love, im not afraid of love. Can I be your boyfriend?"

"uhh its ok im here with the bag, the the bag for the a deals, for the badger, for the badger. "

"He did love linda, you know I think its wonderful when two people love one another, even though there is a chance that one of those two people will die a gruesum horrible death that doesnt make me fear love, im not afraid of love. Can I be your boyfriend?"

"uhh its ok im here with the bag, the the bag for the a deals, for the badger, for the badger. "

"You wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta work on this 24 hours a day son you gotta give it weeks and weeks and weeks and months and months and months and years."

"Like a vigilante, like a vigilante, he's like a vigilante, ...... uhh Cat. "

"No, I aint got a problem with your legs. You got the problem with your legs...either that or you just lazy."

"

Come on freddy fingers crossed... Thats it.... fingers crossed... Lets hope i get a jobbie, A JOBBIE FREEDY A JOBBIE!!! Fingers crossed.. CROSSED? Crossed....

"

"Get inside the animal!"

"he's a 28 year old man and he can eat a CHICKEN SANDWICH!"

"A WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP DAD B YOU TELLING ME TO SHUT UP"

"He's a real character, he's a real character! -Gordon Brody"

"Come on, Freddy, wish me luck. Come on, cross your fingers with me, Freddy. Yeah Freddy. I hope I get a JOBBY FREDDY I got my FINGERS CROSSED. I hope I get a JOBBY FREDDY I got my FINGERS CROSSED! CROSSED. CROSSED! CRO- (Freddy leaves and slams the door) ...(long pause)...SSED."

"Come on, Gord! Come over here and fuck me! Fuck your daddy fuck your daddy fuck your daddy. Don't ya wanna fuck me??"

"I found the burried treasure daddy. thats not a burried treasure its soap on a rop goddamnit!"

"I found the burried treasure daddy. thats not a burried treasure its soap on a rop goddamnit!"

"then the beavers came and the beaver started yelling at the other beaver. the beaver started yelling at the other beaver!! ha ha ha ha ha!"

"hi i'm x-ray cat. i have super powers. i can see through wooden doors, wooden doors."

"I hope I get a jobbie, Freddy, I got my fingers crossed. I hope I get a jobbie, Freddy, I got my fingers crossed. I got my fingers crossed. Crossed. Crossed? Crossed. Crossed? Cros.......st"

"Gord: Now, my bus is leaving for Los Angeles, so I'm going to leave...on it.
Dad: Son? You're not getting on that bus to go to Los Angeles.
Gord: But, you bought me a ticket for this bus to Los Angeles.
Mom: That's not all we bought you. (jingles a set of keys and points to a blue LeBaron parked in front of Dad's truck.)
Dad: Go ahead, hop in! You're drivin'!
Gord: Wow...it's a LeBaron!
Dad: You bet your ass, it's a LeBaron! Good car!
Gord: Yeah, good car. It says #1 Son on the license plate. It's me! I'm the #1 Son!
Freddy: What about me, mom?
Mom: Well, you're #1 Son, too.
Gord: (shaking the keys slightly) Because they love me more than they love you.
Freddy: NO, no they don't!
Gord: I don't see your LeBaron. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one. Are there...are there two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. Do you see two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Are there two LeBarons?
Freddy: Shut up!"

"Gord: Now, my bus is leaving for Los Angeles, so I'm going to leave...on it. Dad: Son? You're not getting on that bus to go to Los Angeles. Gord: But, you bought me a ticket for this bus to Los Angeles. Mom: That's not all we bought you. (jingles a set of keys and points to a blue LeBaron parked in front of Dad's truck.) Dad: Go ahead, hop in! You're drivin'! Gord: Wow...it's a LeBaron! Dad: You bet your ass, it's a LeBaron! Good car! Gord: Yeah, good car. It says #1 Son on the license plate. It's me! I'm the #1 Son! Freddy: What about me, mom? Mom: Well, you're #1 Son, too. Gord: (shaking the keys slightly) Because they love me more than they love you. Freddy: NO, no they don't! Gord: I don't see your LeBaron. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one. Are there...are there two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? Where's your LeBaron, Freddy? I only see one LeBaron, Freddy. Do you see two LeBarons? I don't see two LeBarons. Are there two LeBarons? Freddy: Shut up!"

"Mom: Why are you moving to Los Angeles to work in a cheese sandwich factory? Gord: Mom, I'm not going to Los Angeles just to work in a cheese sandwich factory, I'm going to be an animator like Charles Shultz! I'm going to be just like Charles Shultz!"

"But I can't work all day on these, I have to work at the cheese sandwich factory. Cheese sandwich factory? Oh, that's funny, Gord. No, really, I have to make the cheese sandwiches."

"You can put the cheese in your bummmmm."

"I'm sexy! I'm Sexy! Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"

"You have to get inside the animal, Gord"

"it's ok, i'm with the bag!"

"It's Ok, I'm with the bag."

"I'M TALKING ABOUT 40 MILLION FUCKING DEUTSCH MARKS!!!! "

"You seem to have a little baby inside your body"

"Im here with a bag"

"Daddie, would you like a sausage?"

"Freddy: Me and dad have jobs, you should go out and get a job too. Gordy: Ok Freddy, lets just cross ou fingers, I'm gonna get a job today, you know why i'm going to get a jod? Because I got my fingers crossed, I got my fingers crossed, CROSSED, CROSSED."

"This is crazy!I'm 28 years old and i can't even eat a chicken sandwich!"

"Look at my HOOOOOOVES!"

"(Whilst wearing suit backwards and dancing asif facing the opposite way) Ba ba ba brr brr brr its the backwards man, I could go back as fast as you can ba ba ba brr brr brr its the backwards man, you cant go back as fast as i can"

"Dad you saved me from the giant barracuda! But look, I salvaged the treasure! We can live like kings! We can live like kings!"

"Surprise Daddy, we're in Pakistan! I thought we could go sew some soccer balls together!"

"Daddy, would you like some sausage?"

"I'm the backwards man, i'm the backwards man, i can walk faster backwards than anyone can!"

"I've got the eels! The eels for the uh... for the badger. JAPAN FOUR!"

"LOOK AT MY HOOVES! LOOK AT MY HOOVES! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!..."

"I've found the treasure!"

"I've found the treasure"

"1) Gordy, I don't care about jewels. I just wanna suck your cock. 2) Really? Really, Betty? 1) I don't care if you're poor! I just wanna sit at home.......and suck your cock."

"Daddy would you like some sausage!"

"I'm the backwards man!"

"You can't hurt me! Not with my...CHEESE HELMET!!!"

"I see the problem! There's a baby in here!"

"Look! I'm a farmer. Look everyone! I'm a farmer."

"DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?"

"i think there's something wrong with my brain"

"i think theres something wrong with my brain"

"Dad: Make me proud son. Gordy: I'll make you proud (starts driving away, and see's people blocking his way) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!! Mom: Our son is finally grown up. Dad: Yep, he's finally grown up, YAHOO!!!!"

"Dad: What the hell are you doing? Gordy: I'm trying to be creative here (starts banging on keyboard) Daddy would you like a sausage, daddy would you like some sausages."

"YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!!!!"

"A. What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? B. Why don't you take it and stick it up your bum bum!"

"Japan four!"

"I WANNA BE A FARMER DADDY!!!!"

"(1)like a vigialante? (2)YES! YES! Like a vigialante... Like a vigialante rabit."

"1) Are hospitals always this fun? 2) No, sometimes people die from cancer here."

"1) Excuse me, but this is a hospital and I'm pregnant. 2) Oh I'm sorry mame I didn't realize you were pregnant."

"OK I'm looking for someone with blond hair.Are ya blond?! Are ya blond?!"

"Daddy would you like some sausage... daddy would you like some sausages... "

"Get the fuck out of my way!"

"Look at me! I'm a sexy boy! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!"

"Get inside the animals."

"My dad does not...finger me!"

"dady would u like some sausage"

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